We all love Spongebob Squarepants, the wackiest cartoon out there. It's been with us since July 17, 1999. However, after the first movie got released, the show took a massive dive in quality and we, the fans, started abandoning The Sponge. Here is a list of a few reasons why everyone knows that this lovely cartoon started jumping the shark.
- Spongebob legally changed his name to "Marijuanabob Weedpants" (Seriously, Nickelodeon? KIDS SHOW!)
- Spongebob stopped wearing pants and dragged his malformed dick around the screen at all times
- Patrick got laid
- Mr. Krabs joined the church of scientology
- Spongebob's grandparents died, resulting in the events that would end up causing The Splinter to air
- Plankton stole the secret formula, and used it to rewrite history in a way that did not result in the birth of Eugene Krabs, therefore destroying all competition
- Season 6, episode 5 where there was an unneeded censor bar over Squidward's nose at all times
- Sandy learned the secrets of the cosmos and ascended to a higher plane of existence
- Plankton joined the army and died for his country
- That episode where squidward grew a toenail for the sole purpose of it being painfully removed through Spongebob's antics
- Theme song got changed to Sail by AWOLNATION, reversed
- Patrick received whispers from the darkness during one of his DMT experiences and proceeded to change his behavior to that of a huge jerk
- The entire cast of Fairly Oddparents came to bikini bottom for a vacation, set everything on fire, and left
- Squidward became anatomically correct
- Spongebob grew eyeballs on his two regular arms
- Patrick deep-fried his face and served himself to hungry customers, chanting "Eat The Starfish" until the customers joined in
- An average human male named Jim started living in Sandy's treedome after her ascension
- Spongebob insisted that everyone called him The Sponge instead of his actual name
- Squidward took up pro wrestling
- Bubble Bass died
- Squilliam Fancyson sold his own genitals for seven dollars and five cents
- The second movie's ending song got changed (They wanted to do Ocean Man again at first, but settled on Waving My Dick In The Wind instead.)
- Spongebob grew ten extra arms on his ass after losing both his legs in an industrial accident
- Spongebob lost his face's eyeballs, opting instead to see through his hands
- After a failed ritual to bring Sandy back, Jim, Sandy, Squidward and Mr. Krabs got fused into The Meat
- Squidward joined the freemasons
- Spongebob stopped hanging out with The Meat around season 9... seriously, what a jerk! This is not the loveable sponge we used to know!
- Secret morse code hidden in all of the dialogue about mr krabs' disappearance, spelling out "SAVE THE CRAB"
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