About

Hi, I'm Riley! ("""""""REAL""""" name is Julian, but who cares am I right. Call me whatever the hell you want.)

I write weird stuff for both my own enjoyment and for the enjoyment of others.

What can you expect from this blog? Well, this is going to be my new place to dump my stories. It's mostly going to be surreal humor mixed with surreal horror, but I'll try to do other genres as well. Take everything you read here with a grain of salt.

I try to release a story every month at LEAST, but sometimes creativity and free time hits you like a freight train and you just kind of release a bunch of shit in a single week and then don't update for a month and a half. I'm not doing this as my main gig (I am a student, after all), so I don't always have the time to write.

I appreciate feedback and constructive criticism! If you think I'm a bland douchebag who keeps shitting out horrid garbage, feel free to tell me. (In polite words, please.)