Everyone loves the wacky antics of Arthur Herbert "Fonzie" Fonzarelli. However, most people agree that Happy Days, after the infamous fourth season, REALLY stopped being fun to watch. Here's a couple of reasons.
- Fonzie screwed up the shark jump and got eaten
- Chuck Cunningham came back but no one acknowledged his existence and he didn't do anything other than sit on the stairs and spin his basketball
- Richie Cunningham won a million dollars in the lottery and bought a gun
- Arnold's Diner got bought out by Alfred "Al" Delvecchio
- Arnold's Diner got rated "not so good" by the entire band Weezer
- The entire Full House cast came to live with the Cunninghams
- Richie's Mom died in an industrial accident
- Secret whispers from beyond the stars in the theme song
- The jukebox at Arnold's Diner got repaired by an actual mechanic instead of by a shoulder bash, and subsequently could only play numbers stations
- Potsie vomited up black sludge at the end of every episode
- Fonzie came back, but changed his catchphrase to "Yoooo!"
- Potsie and Ralph were offscreen beating up a homeless man for the entirety of season 7
- Drip-Fed Fred became mayor of the town
- The Cunninghams became homeless vagrants
- Richie's friends got sex lives
- Season 9 was just Fonzie staring into the camera, eating a bag of peanuts and loudly quoting scripture
- Archie came to town and was subsequently strangled by Ralph
- Every episode in season 8 was called "Fonzie's Funeral"
- Richie and Ralph left to join the military and were replaced by Fonzie's annoying cousin
- Fonzie's annoying cousin's name means "penis" in several languages
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